December 3rd, 2008
Milk Crate Theft Rates On The Rise
Milk crates, as everyone knows, are incredibly useful. They hold lots of stuff, they’re strong enough to stand on, they stack, they’re square, they have handles, they’re the perfect size for LPs… and best of all: they’re free. That is, if you steal them. Which I guess enough people do on a regular basis, because Dairyland has warnings on the sides of some of their crates (if I remember correctly). Which I find funny. It makes me want to steal some (more).
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:19 am
*ahem* My dad being a milkman and all…we see this a lot. Stealing them is not a good thing. Though I do remember having quite a few in my apt. in college…
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:20 am
PS~ Way to stick it to the cow lol
June 24th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
DUDE!!! im now hooked on the idea of milk crate theft its so damn funny cause my grandma had alot of them now i got som of them and i dunno where she got them they are from pet dairy products
i find it to be jive on how much of a fuss there is over theft of them to the climax of a a milk crate abuse line im laughing my ass off as i type this its just so damn amuseing that the mans wasteing so much money on petty theft when im sure they have better things to do HA!!! to those who steal them keep on truckin i know if i get the change im takeing everyone i can just to fuel the fire under the dairy lords ass while i use his crates to make me a whole dinning room set and a reclineing ghetto laz-e-boy chair with matching sofa draped in stolen tin foil
MILK CRATES MILK CRATES MILK CRATES LOVE THEM STEAL THEM USE THEM!!!!
June 24th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
oh by the way theres a meeting of milk crates lover cullt every evening behinde the pet dairy plant be there at midnight and join us in worshiping the always amuseing holy orange milk crate knowen as tilmo